Just Playin' (but seriously, folks)

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Single, Widowed, Divorced, Separated - in that order!

Five things I liked about being married:

1. I got a decent tax break (husband #3)
2. Free haircuts! (husband #2 - he was a stylist)
3. Flew the airlines for cost of taxes only (husband #1 - he worked for the airlines)
4. Felt like a princess (husband #3 - he was a cheater! too bad he also made other woman feel like a princess! once a cheater..........)
5. Combined records, cassettes, CD's, books and videos! (all applicable)

Helen, 7:32 PM